Sunday, February 15, 2009

I'm done with the internet for today

But before I go and what has caused me to quit, prepare your corneas for permanent searing:

First Thoughts:
- There's not enough Vitamin E lotion in the fucking world.

- My vag just shriveled up and died.

- So did my uterus.

- I can never let Brian see this picture.

- Or maybe I should show it to him when I've put on some baby weight.

- Bitch must be crazy.

- Bitch IS crazy.

I'm out.


Anonymous said...

Eeeewwww and OUCH!!!!!

I'll have to show you the cute picture of my friend Amybeth's baby belly to erase this image. She was pregnant over Halloween and she painted her belly up like a jack-o-lantern. Hee! :)

Anonymous said...

Either that or it's so morphed with some photo program that it's not a true picture. I'm hoping for that cause DAYUM that's mighty large.

Kim said...

I may have to take that post down or else put a lot more posts up so I don't have to look at that much longer.
Sadly, the picture is real. It's the woman who has the litter of fourteen kids - because six wasn't enough, this is her pregnant with the next eight. Psycho.

crisitunity said...


Kim said...

Haaaa! My sentiments exactly!

Taoist Biker said...

The fuck?!??!?

Whiskeymarie said...


And she totally has what I call "crazy face". Bitch ain't right in the head. Or belly. Ickyickyicky.

Kim said...

WM - I have a very similar nickname for people like that, but it's Crazy Eyes. Both apply well in this instance.

Anonymous said...

The whole thing smells strongly of fish. Having had a number of friends go through IVF, this woman is a very poor candidate, and they only ever implant a maximim of 2 embryos. I could go on, but you get the gist... :(

Kim said...

Suzy - I'M going through IVF and our doctor explained right off the bat how they only implant two, three at the most, depending on the person. It still blows my mind this doctor did this. Also heard on the news the same doctor implanted a 49-year-old recently. I guess I know who to go to should this not work at this place. Doctor Crazypants.