...But why the FUCK am I showing signs of ovulating TODAY??? The shot of hCG was supposed to make that happen the day I got injected! Yet, my underpants tell a different story. Yeah, gross, deal with it. I'm freaking out. It's way too soon to try and test; I know that much. So now I get to freak out hardcore for the next week and a half. Instead of just the normal freaking out.
I am physcially restraining myself from calling the doctor. But that's only because it's the end of the day and I know they aren't there. I'm totally calling in the morning though. And I hope they're ready for the nastiest phone call they'll get all day - "Why did I have the sticky shit coming out YESTERDAY and not FIVE DAYS AGO???" That's why they get paid the big bucks - to answer phone calls like this.
Julie? You may want to reconsider writing to me. I'm not a calm person by nature and it doesn't take much to send me flying right over the edge. Like right now, for instance.
Other than that, my day was going just swell. The weather is gorgeous, my boss wasn't here and I got a ton of stuff done at work. Two weeks from today I'm heading down to Florida to see my much-missed work friends and Sister. Were it possible to wish myself two weeks into the future, I would be climbing aboard the flux capacitor RIGHT NOW.
No good can come from thinking/talking/writing about this too much. So I'll stop.